Getting Serious with Floppy

18 days ago

I received a phone call from Woo Woo Mayer one night while I was getting ready to go out. The plan? Get drunk and bone. Woo Woo Mayer somehow thinks I’m the type to wine and dine.

Woo Woo Mayer: Hey what’s up?

Lynx: Oh just getting ready…

Woo Woo Mayer: What are you doing tonight?

Lynx: Floppy is coming to get me and then we’re going to Baldwin or Ale House, or staying here and watching a movie.

Woo Woo Mayer: Oh wow, that’s getting pretty serious.

Lynx: -trying hard not to laugh at Woo Woo Mayer- Yeah…let’s hope I have fun tonight.

Flop-A-Lynxettes

Text from earlier in the day, from me to Bad-Ass: I’m not gonna be a mother, happy birthday to me!

Bad-Ass: What’s this about not being preggers?

Lynx: haha I’m not preggers Did I not tell you that I had to get Plan B because Floppy is trying to make Flop-A-Lynxettes with me?

Bad-Ass: LOL You say it like he’s breeding you

Lynx: Dude he totally is trying to sire bastard children!

Bad-Ass: Sow his wild oats in you lol