March 2010
Oscara: I need to work out. I feel gross and want to lay out today
Lynx: I want to do happy hour but prolly won’t happen. I want to be in the sun but kinda don’t want to lay out because I hate tan lines
Oscara: I can deal with tan lines as long as I’m tan
Lynx: I hate having my boobs and cooch different colors than the rest of my body. I hate seeing that in porn.
Oscara: Hahaha well I guess I don’t watch enough porn to have an opinion.
Lynx: Well I don’t watch anymore but you get the idea. I don’t like thinking about it. And then when you’re fucking someone and I have to look down and see that when I’m on top, blah.
Oscara: haha I don’t really care
Lynx: I care! I have to look perfect even during sex!
Oscara: I like the tan lines because of the contrast of the skin of how amazingly tan I am when I was gross pale
Lynx: No cuz the guy is more than likely pale for the both of us!
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